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Dealer: Can I help you?
Buyer: I’m a masochist. I play Dark Souls with a vibrator coated in capsacin that electrocutes my asshole every time I die. I want to be punished. PUNISH MEEEE
Dealer: Two words....
...Salvage. Title.
Buyer: *
immediately cums in pants*
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Doug bait